With so many of my friends joining gay dodgeball or bocce or kickball teams, I’ve decided to start accepting applications for the Stonewall That Thing Where You Run Under a Parachute league.
Start thinking of those punny team names now, kids.
You can tell it’s for straight people because if it were for gays it would be 3ndr.
And now I’m gonna have that damn Britney song in my head all afternoon.
My Travoltified Name is Craig Morphay! What’s yours? #JohnTravoltaNames
Are they writing Kerry Washington’s pregnancy into Scandal because no.