I was on my way to a coffee shop in DC to work on some idiotically procrastinated deadlines when I saw chrisafer and said hi like it’s not totally weird to say hi to someone from the Internet randomly on the streets by first name.
I sometimes forget that all of you exist outside of the internet so when I see you irl instead of url I feel like there’s a crack in the universe somewhere. Also “hi!”
Girl, you are S-T-A-U-N-C-H! You have big dreams, but you’re not willing to step on anyone on your path to success. If you weren’t so busy with responsibilities, you might be able to make more room in your life for friends and flames. You’ve got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to take on the world. But here’s some advice: don’t take in too many felines or else you might never escape your cat lady destiny.
I am typing up notes for a meeting I’m running tomorrow where we’re coming up with guidelines and strategies and it’s got me stressed out because it’s keeping me from thinking about really important things like what I’m supposed to wear to the Miley Cyrus concert I’m going to Thursday night.
Every once in a while, I remember that time I heard on the radio that the color of the skin on people’s lips is usually the same as their nipples and then I spend the rest of the day looking at people’s faces not trying to imagine their nipples.