December 2011
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The worst thing about Katy Perry’s divorce is that she’ll probably sing a song about it.
— Aaron Flynn (@AaronMFlynn) December 30, 2011
Important News: CocknBullKid – ADOLESCENCE →
A “collection of totally free, infectious jams from Anita Blay’s CocknBullKid project.”
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If you are a gay man over 40 - staying away from anal intercourse is your...
– Gay Matchmaker Gone Wild - Urgent 60-Day Moratorium On Anal Intercourse For Gay Men Over 40
YouguiseIcan’teven
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I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. Obviously that was not my intent. I...
– Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul | TPM2012
There will never be a reunion,” Hubert told TMZ. “I will never do anything with...
– Headline News
I always thought Aunt Viv was kind of a bitch anyway.
(via dewbert)
TVLand should create a series for her, the first Becky, and the ghost of the first Darrin.
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A conversation between two Dianes
Diane Rehm: I love to be in my car.
Diane Keaton: Oh yeah, alone, right.
Diane Rehm: Alone….
Diane Keaton: That I understand, yeah.
Diane Rehm: ...with the music...
Diane Keaton: Yes, yeah.
Diane Rehm: ...surrounding me.
Diane Keaton: Exactly.
Diane Rehm: It's just fabulous.
Diane Keaton: And I love to sing. I still sing. I mean, you know, I love this -- you know, I love all music too. I don't know if you know Kanye West and Jay-Z. This new album of theirs, oh my God, they're -- and I sing with me and I'm thinking they probably think this very strange woman, this woman, you know, age 65...
Diane Rehm: I love it.
Diane Keaton: ...I jog and sing to Jay-Z…
Diane Rehm: I love it, I love it.
Diane Keaton: ...and Kanye West. They're brilliant.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Azealia Banks (16)
Q and Not U (10)
The Sundays (9)
Wild Flag (8)
French Kicks (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Climate Change is interfering with my ability to...
Your carbon footprint is basically destroying Munsingwear’s bottom line.
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Wherein I Have Been Around Too Many Woodland...
Today I was at a deli near my office and looked to see what sort of soups they had. I spent a good minute trying to figure out what “Northern Bear Soup” was.
Then I realized the sign said Northern Bean, not Bear.
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When you go off to college, and you’re walking down the hall and a group of kids...
– Scumbag Steve’s Advice for Annoying Facebook Girl
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Azealia Banks (13)
Miike Snow (11)
The Black Keys (10)
The Juliana Hatfield Three (6)
CocknBullKid (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The working title of my forthcoming memoir is Better Living Through Beyonce.
– The 20 Best 2011 Albums (That Happened to Be Made by Women) | Canonball
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We Have Reached Peak Gosling
jasencomstock:
ilyagerner:
We all know Feminist Ryan Gosling.
And Film Studies Ryan Gosling.
Now witness Public Policy Ryan Gosling.
This must stop.
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