March 2012
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Spring In Georgetown: Students Sunbathe, Some... →
If “bare-chested, boxer-shorted GU students sunbathing” is down-market, I don’t want to be up-market.
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“Sunshine Delay (hollAnd Shower Mix)”...
And my new grandma Bea Arthur
I’m going to San Diego for work at the end of March. Then I’m going to attend a conference in San Francisco at the beginning of April (with Kia, no less). My boss suggested to me that it made no sense for me to fly back to the east coast only to fly back west a few days later. So now I have to figure out what to do in California for the interim.
I thought about driving up the coast,...
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Vagina
me: maybe Romney should just say "vagina" to santorum
Chris: his wife drives a couple of vaginas
me: they are all the right height
i have a lot of friends who own Vagina teams
Chris: one time I tied my wife's vagina to the roof of our car on a roadtrip to canada
me: and it Santorumed over the back window!!
Chris: i'm not worried about the very poor
they have a safety vagina
me: if the safety vagina is broken, I'll fix it
we had a lawn service
that you know
hired vaginas
and I was like, I cant have that
I'm running for office for penis' sake
Chris: i like to be able to fire vaginas that provide services to me
penis penis penis vagina
me: im posting this
Chris: Corporations are vaginas, my friend... of course they are!!
you have to post this
“Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way”
– Has there ever been a better time to be an American headline writer?
Poll: Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way | Second Front
WatchMeryl Streep On Ice!
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I just don’t like the French.
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Jason Segel
Awkies
I'm Usually One for Portmanteau
But I draw the line at Bear-aoke
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Antici
1. God Wants Us to Wait 2. Andrew in Drag 3. Your Girlfriend’s Face 4. Born for Love 5. I’d Go Anywhere with Hugh 6. Infatuation (With Your Gyration) 7. The Only Boy in Town 8. The Machine in Your Hand 9. Goin’ Back to the Country 10. I’ve Run Away to Join the Fairies 11. The Horrible Party 12. My Husband’s Pied-a-Terre 13. I Don’t Like Your Tone 14. Quick! 15....
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Looks like the new Mark Ronson-produced Rufus...
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I look like a 90s refugee
Why is it when I decide to wear a grungy flannel to trivia a Washington Post reporter and photographer decides to chronicle the silly ways we spend our nights in the capital city?
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Who Run Bartertown?
Chuck Todd: [Romney] could win Michigan by 3 or 4 points, and it's still not going to be done.
Mike Barnicle: What if he loses?
Chuck Todd: I think if he loses, then it's, ya know, it's Thunderdome.
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Does it count...
if you find the baby because you eat the entire king cake by yourself?
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“Go ‘head, white boy.”
– Woman crossing Florida Ave. in front of my car with the windows rolled down and Rare Essence’s “Lock It” blaring from the speakers this afternoon.
Broken
I feel a bit off. Nothing major, just stress and lack of sleep and missing consistent weather patterns and way too many holidays and lack of self-care and a potential job shake-up (in a good way) and trying to be perfect and not wanting to accept my limits and all that.
So I’m not broken in the irreparable sense. Just off kilter.
I need to get my groove back, y’all.
Eff these...
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Why Don't Americans Elect Scientists? →
jasencomstock:
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Among the 435 members of the House, for example, there are one physicist, one chemist, one microbiologist, six engineers and nearly two dozen representatives with medical training. The case of doctors and the body politic is telling. Everyone knows roughly what doctors do, and so those with medical backgrounds escape the...
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Words with Friends with Benefits
Today, in honor of VD, Words with Friends alerts read “Jane Smith just made a move on you (in Words, of course!) <3”
I’m guessing that’s pretty awkward for anyone playing with their mom.
The One, True Catholic health insurance policy...
…ensure that all erectile dysfunction prescriptions are for married men.
…insist that insulin and other drugs made from pig aren’t used on Fridays during Lent.
…not allow your plan to cover family members from second or third marriages that end in divorce (unless you get an annulment so you can marry that “good Catholic girl” who had an affair with her married...
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Seriously, These 'Sh*t People Say' Videos Need to... →
Mt. Pleasant isn’t anymore.