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If you think you’re a better person because there aren’t naked selfies of you on your phone, you’re actually far, far worse.
Anonymous said: I hate to be the one to tell you but that teeth thing may not have been a compliment as generally people here find the need of Americans to have all uniform sparkling white teeth scary and unnatural!
Trust me, my teeth are not scary white. I love coffee way to much for that. Just a lot straighter than they would’ve been with braces.
You look totally Irish. The only things that would give you away as American are your teeth and your walk. — A woman from Galway said this to me yesterday, and I’m still totally baffled by one but grateful for orthodontics in the USA.
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The Tigers advertising is really stellar.
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