This is by far one of my favorite things on tumblr ever. I need to keep this and Denise Huxtable’s “No one cares about your white feelings” close at all times.
We love the things we love for what they are. — "Hyla Brook" by Robert Frost
Can’t wait for the Texts from Hillary’s Grandkid Tumblr!!!
(via Here’s Japan’s latest trend: ‘Zentai’)
So let’s say the tax code is about 2,600 pages long. It’s like 2½ times the length of Stephen King’s It—except you replace “scary clown” with “accounting methods.” —
How long is the tax code: It is far shorter than 70,000 pages.
My friend Andrew wrote this and it is awesome and so is he.
The blond angertwink, the chick with the dragons, the scruffy homo with the stag antler crown, Peter Dinklage, the bitchy grandma.
I did not do those drugs or steal those underpants. — Ancient Canadian Proverb
Submitted by tropelocker.