If I could figure out a way to build myself up half as often as I beat myself up, it would be a massive improvement for my life.
We love the things we love for what they are.
Can’t wait for the Texts from Hillary’s Grandkid Tumblr!!!
This song makes me wanna make out.
Source: SoundCloud / JayFL
Can someone make a Pitbull State of the Union next?
So let’s say the tax code is about 2,600 pages long. It’s like 2½ times the length of Stephen King’s It—except you replace “scary clown” with “accounting methods.”
My friend Andrew wrote this and it is awesome and so is he.
How I refer to GoT characters
The blond angertwink, the chick with the dragons, the scruffy homo with the stag antler crown, Peter Dinklage, the bitchy grandma.