One thing to look forward to with getting older: you are more likely to injure yourself sleeping in a weird position than by actual physical activity.
"Bama" is just a DC thing?
I was always really sad when we had Field Day in elementary school and it was nothing like “Battle of the Network Stars.”
3 Websites I Want To See
The sensibility of The Awl from a conservative perspective. A Free Republic for the 20th Century.
Lists about butts.
Crowdfunding for bros. Because ideas like Chubbies need care and feeding.
For You, O Democracy
Come, I will make the continent indissoluble, I will make the most splendid race the sun ever shone upon, I will make divine magnetic lands, With the love of comrades, With the life-long love of comrades. I will plant companionship thick as trees along all the rivers of America, and along the shores of the great lakes, and all over the prairies, I will make inseparable cities with their arms about each other's necks, By the love of comrades, By the manly love of comrades. For you these from me, O Democracy, to serve you ma femme! For you, for you I am trilling these songs.