The One, True Catholic health insurance policy would also

…ensure that all erectile dysfunction prescriptions are for married men.

…insist that insulin and other drugs made from pig aren’t used on Fridays during Lent.

…not allow your plan to cover family members from second or third marriages that end in divorce (unless you get an annulment so you can marry that “good Catholic girl” who had an affair with her married boss for close to a year).

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  1. chrisafer posted this