Apparently, the Goatman wasn’t born that way (unlike the Jersey Devil). Rather, he was a mad-scientist from the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center whose hideous experiments with goats led to some mutation or other. And then using his scientific acumen, he decided to attack cars with his axe.
The Awl chose my hometown’s folklore to be the representative Spooky Monster from Maryland.
Take that, Chessie!
Source: The Awl
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