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I’m at Merriweather Post Pavillion to see The Postal...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:46:12 -0400

I’m at Merriweather Post Pavillion to see The Postal Service and it is not the early aughts!

Sometimes Photo Booth makes me want to be Wendy and/or Lisa from...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:20:11 -0400

Sometimes Photo Booth makes me want to be Wendy and/or Lisa from the “When Doves Cry” video.

weatherless: QT alert! What’s Kelly like IRL?...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:21:26 -0400

weatherless:

QT alert!

What’s Kelly like IRL? #asksnowden

"Dame Judi Dench does needlework embroidery during movie shoots. And the embroidery is all swear..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:23:14 -0400

“Dame Judi Dench does needlework embroidery during movie shoots. And the embroidery is all swear words.”

- Tonight in Things I Did Not Know Before…

Dame Judi Dench is a ~~national~~ ~~global~~ universal treasure.

WaPo says Fawn Hall moved to Hollywood, married the manager of the Doors, got introduced to crack by him, overdosed, went to rehab, outlived him, and now works at a Sunset Blvd bookshop. Is truth better than fiction?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:36:09 -0400

“It’s the pictures that got small….”

This is the best costume for the day.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:30:57 -0400

This is the best costume for the day.

Marco! (at Banneker Pool)

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:14:47 -0400

Marco! (at Banneker Pool)

Mmmhmm.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:34:25 -0400

Mmmhmm.

If the NSA only knows me as well as Facebook thinks it knows me,...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:30:16 -0400

If the NSA only knows me as well as Facebook thinks it knows me, I feel pretty secure.

Internal Monologue on Bus This Morning

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:06:00 -0400

Uggh, that douchebag with the handlebar mustache is actually drinking his coffee on the bus even though it is full and people will jostle him and it’s going to end in a spill. On me.

Where is the Bus Rule Lady when you need her?

If this kid had grown up here, he’d remember Fawn Hall getting a ticket for eating a banana on the Metro and think twice about sipping on his precious single-origin bullshit. Wait. Even if he were from here he’s probably too young to remember Fawn Hall anyway. Oh god. I am old.

I wonder what Fawn Hall is doing now.

natgeofound: Women try on hats in a variety of colors in...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:18:06 -0400

natgeofound:

Women try on hats in a variety of colors in Moscow, March 1966.
Photograph by Dean Conger, National Geographic

Does anyone still wear a hat?

Baltimore has its own currency now, and I sort of love the hell...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:24:00 -0400

Baltimore has its own currency now, and I sort of love the hell out of it.

But if it’s coming from the left side of the map, shouldn’t it be an izquierdo?

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:39:58 -0400

But if it’s coming from the left side of the map, shouldn’t it be an izquierdo?

Sometimes I’m really bad at adulting.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:04:36 -0400

Sometimes I’m really bad at adulting.

FWIW, I crushed this round.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:01:18 -0400

FWIW, I crushed this round.

(via Red White and Blue American Flag Pants for Men |...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:01:00 -0400

(via Red White and Blue American Flag Pants for Men | Bonobos)

So one of the things that I often don’t know how to reconcile about myself is that while a free speech lover who supports people having the right to burn the American flag in protest I am also a flag rule stickler and detest when people fly the flag at night without proper illumination or don’t fold it properly when taking it down or wear it like it’s a fucking cape. Mainly because I think you should be respectful unless your disrespect is the entire point.

There is a woman known to me and my friend as Bus Rule Lady...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:52:29 -0400

There is a woman known to me and my friend as Bus Rule Lady because she rides the 16th Street buses and will loudly remind people of rules like YOU CAN’T EAT ON THE BUS or MOVE BEHIND THE WHITE LINE.

I’m thinking of nominating her for a CNN Heroes award.

Hipsters who dress like Jackie from Roseanne

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:42:36 -0400

Hipsters who dress like Jackie from Roseanne:

Tumblr is like that boyfriend who drives you crazy 90% of the time but does such good stuff with the other 10% that you can never really break up with him. And also the sex is really good.

P.S. that is also what it is like to date me.

"I called the company wanting to know if there were any other purchasers that called with the same..."

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:19:07 -0400

“I called the company wanting to know if there were any other purchasers that called with the same complaint and they said yes you are probably having an allergic reaction to the deodorant. Even though it supposed to be all natural.”

- Long Lasting Natural Deodorant | Tom’s of Maine

Of all the cults out there, the cult of natural is the one that makes me want to barf most.

Natural doesn’t mean hypoallergenic. Nature, in fact, is the main reason Claritin exists. I’m not sneezing at artificial pollen.

ANYWAY, I didn’t find what I was looking for here, but Google proved I’m not going crazy.

According to my dash… Amanda Bynes The Red Wedding Some...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:38:52 -0400

According to my dash…

Amanda Bynes
The Red Wedding
Some woman on Mad Men maybe already being dead and that hot guy with the nice legs maybe being gay.
Straight, white, cis men.
Profit.