Colin Explains It All
- Colin: HEY did you shave?
- Me: Are you doing that thing?
- Me: Oh god no
- Me: I'll donate
- Me: but I won't participate
- Colin: okay good
- Colin: your beard is important to a lot of folks
The Saddest Day of the Year
Today, by midnight, many of my friends will have shaved completely. I will spend this first week of November in mourning for their whiskers. Please consider donating so my sitting shiva is not for naught.
DC, gaymo, cats, indie/hip-hop/electropop, sarcasm, east-coast liberal, beards, earnestness, &c.
